Knock Knock Jokes that make no sense at all are the most funny ones as well, you don’t need to be a child to laugh at these stupid jokes but to have a sense of humor is important to see the fun hidden in these joke phrases.
Here we have gathered a list of the most funny knock knock jokes that are popular enough for everyone to laugh when you see a tension in your hectic daily routine, so don’t laugh alone start sharing these comedy sentences with family or friends and even with kids of all ages!
1. Another Joke
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
2. Boy & Girl
3. I’m Hungry
Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Gorilla
Gorilla Who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I’m hungry.
4. Harry Up
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door!
5. Nun
6. Who I Am?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there!
Bed!
Bed who?
Bed you can’t guess who I am!
7. The Chicken
8. Doctor Who
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doctor. Doctor who? You’ve seen that TV show?
9. Honey Bee
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!
10. Home
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
11. Letter
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
12. Britney Spears
13. Birthday
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
14. Knocking
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
15. Police
16. Banana
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say “banana”?
17. Pencil
18. I Love
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
I don’t know, you tell me!
19. Your Smile
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Aardvark
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles
20. Dwowning
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dwane.
Dwane who?
Dwane the bathtub — I’m dwowning!
21. God Bless You
22. Blood
Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to suck your blood!!